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The Athletic Club of Columbus or ACC, is a private social club and athletic club in Downtown Columbus, Ohio. Located at 136 East Broad Street, it was founded in 1912.
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Go Fly a Kit is a 1957 Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoon directed by Chuck Jones released on February 23, 1957. The title is a pun on the phrase \"Go fly a kite.\"
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