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{"type":"standard","title":"D'Iberville station","displaytitle":"D'Iberville station","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1272978","titles":{"canonical":"D'Iberville_station","normalized":"D'Iberville station","display":"D'Iberville station"},"pageid":1313824,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fa/D%27Ibervillemetro.jpg/330px-D%27Ibervillemetro.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/D%27Ibervillemetro.jpg","width":2048,"height":1536},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285823529","tid":"8fc95f5c-1a60-11f0-bba7-8b70e074cded","timestamp":"2025-04-16T01:17:28Z","description":"Montreal Metro station","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":45.55361111,"lon":-73.60194444},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D'Iberville_station","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D'Iberville_station?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D'Iberville_station?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:D'Iberville_station"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/D'Iberville_station","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/D'Iberville_station","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/D'Iberville_station?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:D'Iberville_station"}},"extract":"D'Iberville station is a Montreal Metro station in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. It is operated by the Société de transport de Montréal (STM) and serves the Blue Line. It opened in 1986. It is located at the southwestern tip of the Saint-Michel neighborhood.","extract_html":"
D'Iberville station is a Montreal Metro station in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. It is operated by the Société de transport de Montréal (STM) and serves the Blue Line. It opened in 1986. It is located at the southwestern tip of the Saint-Michel neighborhood.
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NGC 5032 is a barred spiral galaxy in the constellation of Coma Berenices. Its velocity with respect to the cosmic microwave background is 6675 ± 18 km/s, which corresponds to a Hubble distance of 98.45 ± 6.90 Mpc. It was discovered by German-British astronomer William Herschel on 11 April 1785.
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